seveninchmotto | OOC: Heeeey look at that, there's info. In a post.

I HAVE A NEWBIE! And a lot of copypasta. But also a newbie! CHECK IT OUT.

ISABELLE LIGHTWOOD
(

seveninchmotto | PB: Jaimie Alexander)

16, junior, from Cassandra Clare's The Mortal Instruments (I KNOW I KNOW), little sister to Alec Lightwood (and adoptive sister to former FH student Jace Wayland).

Part of a race of special snowflake demon slayers called Shadowhunters, meaning she has superhuman speed/agility/endurance, and also gets skill boosts from drawing special runes on herself.

The above leads to two things. Firstly, if you're a Downworlder (ie. a supernatural creature: werewolf, vampire, something else) and her Sensor (supernatural detection thing, hers is a pendant on her necklace) picks it up, she's going to be a little weird with you. It's not personal, it's just that the Shadowhunters' whole purpose of being is to police Downworlders so humans don't get hurt. This means they think they're superior to both Downworlders... as well humans. (Mundanes, or mundies, if you want to be rude.)

Secondly, you can tell she's a Shadowhunter by all the faint scars as well as some rune tattoos all over her body, in particular over her arms. She'll wear a lot of long sleeves to cover this up around Fandom, though. For a while anyway.

Tall and willowy and glamorous. Her username is a reference to her high heels. Because what a tall girl really needs is 7+ inches of extra height from heels.

If you're a cute boy, she's going to flirt at you. Yes, sometimes this applies even if with Downworlders, because the Dating What Daddy Hates trope is a thing. Just don't expect anything much more than that. Boys are fun but if they're not family, she trusts them about as far as she can throw them. Issues, don't ask.

Even on the whole, outside of flirting, way more sociable than her brother. Also way more confident.

Also a total badass. She's been training for her job for a long time, and she is very very good at it.

Doesn't know a damn thing about mundane pop culture due to having grown up in relative isolation.

From the Karla school of cooking. May make Hannibal weep with her supernatural ability to mess all dishes up.

Surprisingly awesome when you consider how awful her canon is. YES I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE. WHY DID I APP FROM THIS.

JACKSON WHITTEMORE
(

everyonestype | PB: Colton Haynes)

17, senior, from MTV's Teen Wolf but different continuity from Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey, and Scott McCall. Holy shit when did all that happen?

Lives in room 222 with Jim Kirk. Yes, they get on each other's nerves exactly as much as you might imagine.

Kind of a bag of dicks. It's not you, it's him. You're too insignificant for it to be you. Also, your problems are not his problems and you can't make him care.

Werewolf. He has all the good stuff that comes with being a werewolf (senses, speed, strength) but barely any of the ability to control it. Fun. He'll be a probationary member of the Fandom pack for a good long while still.

Also used to be a lizard monster but he got better.

Has far too many issues to list here. Just be advised that beneath the smugger than thou exterior lies the heart of a deeply insecure dude who could really use a hug or twelve but who'll oush you away really hard if you try.

KAROLINA DEAN
(

solarhippie | PB: Amber Heard)

17, senior, from the Runaways branch of the Marvel 616 universe but different continuity from Gertrude Yorkes and Victor Mancha. The former is now dead in her universe, so, that's fun.

An alien from the planet Majesdane. Her true form (well, slightly less human form) has her glowing in all the shifting pastel hues of the rainbow and also she can fly and shoot energy projectiles and whatnot. She no longer needs to wear a bracelet that dampens her powers to keep herself from glowing.

Super sweet, super loyal, bubbly, and caring. You could not hope for a better friend. Also coming back a little more comfortable in her skin than she was when she left.

Just spent most of the summer in outer space with her now ex-fiancé/e Xavin. They tried to get married to stop a war from happening. It happened anyway.

Was dating Liara T'Soni prior to getting whisked away by Xavin. We'll see how things go now.

SHE'S COMING BACK YOU GUYS OH MY GOD. I may have missed her, okay.

ELECTROCLASH
(

electrocynic | PB: Claire Keelan)

32, FH guidance counselor/teacher, from the short-lived Britcom No Heroics.

Lives in MCA #5 where she occasionally short-circuits the building with her powers.

Oh yeah, she has the power to command machines with her voice, except she can lose control of it if she gets agitated or something.

Really working class (superhero) English, with an obvious accent.

Cynical, abrasive, has a temper and a tendency to make fun of all people equally. These are some great qualities for a counselor to have, right?

Actually sometimes gives really good advice because her tendency to cut through the bullshit can also be helpful.

Counseling sessions available by IC and OOC request, as well as through modding a random check-up email from the school administration.

Teaching Breaking Things this term, aided by her faaaavourite sidekick/TA Sparkle. Fear.

MIKE LANE
(

breakfastlover | PB: Channing Tatum)

31, Caritas' Friday night bartender, from the movie Magic Mike.

Lives in the previously abandoned, still kind of creepy-looking mansion on Phoenix Way with Derek. Also houses some werewolves in his basement once a month. And Stiles for good chunks of the rest of the month, albeit outside the basement.

Friendly and nice and all that good stuff because it's just easier to get on with your life if people like you. If you're being stupid he won't hesitate to tell you, though. But only because he's looking out for you.

Does a lot of construction work off the island. Also builds furniture from recycled materials. If you need a one-of-a-kind table, he's your man. He's currently working on a bed frame for Éponine.

Used to be a stripper. Most of his friends know this by now, and he's not ashamed of it. He was excellent at it, and boy's got some serious moves.

In fact you should all hit up the bar on his night and make him dance.

NATALIE V. ADAMS
(

whenshewasnice | PB: Brie Larson)

18, graduate of FH Class of 2013, from the Scott Pilgrim comics.

Mild-mannered to an extreme and pretty distant until she deems you worth more. It's not you, it's her. Even once you get to know her, she's pretty dry and subdued but once she smiles, at least you'll know she means it.

Despite general nerdery and bookishness, has cartoon strength and endurance with good reflexes, along with some innate martial arts skills.

Also she can see past the fourth wall and comment on your PB's other work and read your narrative so on, but only for comedic effect! She never gets anything useful out of it. Just jokes that go right past everyone else's heads.

Ex-girlfriend of Sam LaCroix, kinda-sorta dated Jim Kirk for most of the summer.

Moving to Haiti some centuries in the future, to play assistant to her BFF Peter Wiggin on his road to being Hegemon.

One day she'll be indie art rock superstar Envy Adams. But not yet. Politics first, then a bit of university, then Envy.

KATE GREGSON
(

vanillajello | PB: Brie Larson)

19, flight attendant, from the Showtime dramedy United States of Tara.

Lives in Kansas City with her boyfriend Nobody Owens and their adorable Corgi puppy Seamus von Slade.

Snarky and witty and totally butt-crazy in love with her boyfriend.

Loves herself some bear prints on clothes. Idk it's a thing. Floral prints too.

Mostly shows up in Fandom to hang out at the Devil's Nest because that's where most of her on-island family are. Her creepy uncle even owns the place.

Is the awesomest awesome to ever awesome. Fact.

CORAZON
(

queencorazon)

25, Finnish, EET which is EST +7.

justonepersona at gmail dot com, queencorazon, @QueenCorazon.

One of your friendly neighbourhood admins.

MA theses are stupid.

So am I, probably, for already planning to apply to another school as soon as I graduate from this one.

Might have a small Brie Larson problem.

Relatively accurately summed up by the two gifs above, actually. At least I feel like it right now.

Questions, comments, chips?

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Bwahaha! Hannibal needs some suitably awful cooks in his class, or it'll just be boring. :)

Oh, Izzy is awful.

I don't understand how "her mother refused to teach her to cook" translates to "she can't follow written instructions at all" but apparently that's what's happened.